Journal

My parents put their old house on the market today.  I very helpfully rushed over to the website and left a comment assuring browsers that absolutely no murders were ever committed in the house.  My brother did the same.  I fully expect the house will be sold inside the week.

Rant

I am officially changing my voice-mail greeting to, “Please hang up and text me, dumbass.” 

Rant

I love the fact that it has become socially acceptable to wear headphones in public.  Headphone are like a very polite way of telling the rest of world to shut the hell up. …No, I’m really not a people person.

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I like all of the music on my iPod, except when it’s on shuffle.  Then, I only like about one out of every ten songs.  I’ll be damned if I can account for why.

Journal

So, authors Jason Aaron and artist Russell Dauterman broke the news in an interview on The View that Marvel will be releasing a new Thor series in which Thor is a woman. Predictably, not everyone is pleased.

I think that these negative reactions reveal the absurdity of the values of some comic fans.  I mean, the reaction to new versions of superheroes that aren’t white men is always disappointing, but it’s hard not to laugh when you realize that these fans consider being a woman worse than being an alien horse.

Rant

My car remote didn’t work this morning, and I had to insert the key into the slot. I felt like some sort of goddamn barbarian all damn day long.

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I’m trying to figure out how I’m going to explain my childhood paper route to my kids one day.  Kids, daddy’s first job was to wake up every morning and ride his bike around the block, delivering the internet thirty pages at a time!

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This morning, I was watching the weather forecast.  The weatherman spent a solid five minutes explaining how the heat outside was like a sauna or a steam room.  I’m not sure if the guy was new to broadcasting or just very bad at extemporizing, but he just kept repeating himself.  I couldn’t help but wonder what it says about our society that we need nature explained to us in terms of technology.  I mean, surely there are more people in the viewing audience who have been outside in humid heat than people who have been inside a sauna?  Come on, this isn’t Canada.

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Temperatures are on the rise and tempers, too.  Let this simple mantra carry you through the day: There is no Netflix in prison.  There is no Netflix in prison.  There is no Netflix in prison.  

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Cellphones have forever ruined the fun of pushing people into the pool, and I’m not entirely convinced the trade-off was worth it.

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