When she turned to me and said “I want my book to have their own shelves,” that was when I knew moving in together would be the right thing for us.
The recent proliferation of video chat has assured that there will always be at least one clean spot in my house: the spot right behind where I sit at the computer. Thanks internet for making me a better housekeeper.
Opening a new tab and forgetting which website you were about to type into the address bar is the new walking into a room and forgetting why. It takes less energy and it isn’t quite as embarrassing to do in front of other people, though, so I guess that’s progress.
The challenge for a human now is to be more interesting to another than his or her smartphone. Thanks to mobile apps, dating is a bitch of an uphill battle if you’re not the one with breasts in the relationship.
There’s not a year that goes by where I don’t thank God for my college education. Without all that practice knocking out term papers the morning they were due, I’m not sure how I’d ever get my taxes done.
Finding a job you love that pays less will pay off more in the long run. If you have to choose between a job in your field that pays less and a job in another that pays more, always choose the one you’re more passionate about. You’ll waste precious time at a job you’re not interested in, when you could be working your way up the ladder in a field you love.
There are days when I feel like the only one in the entire world who gets me is Google Auto Complete.
64.) Always be prepared to leave your current job.
People who can easily leave will have more confidence in everything they do, including negotiating raises. It’s a job search cliche, but the best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Your insight will help people get ready, and they should take it to heart.
Daylight Saving Time starts today! Time to acclimate myself to the fact that the clocks on all my appliances will be off by an hour for the next eight months.